I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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