If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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