"it" just moved
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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