is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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