There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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