she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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