I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize