is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
its liver damage thursday
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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