Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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