Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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