y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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