he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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