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dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this

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(+93): dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this http://tfl.nu/ft70

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can you take me to a tanning bed

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sure, why though?

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i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious

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(716): can you take me to a tanning bed (1-716): sure, why though? (716): i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious http://tfl.nu/lgox

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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck

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omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore

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(734): I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck (734): omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore http://tfl.nu/u6lq

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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.

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(612): Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place. http://tfl.nu/cfbh

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No period for spring break; use this wisely.

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(919): No period for spring break; use this wisely. http://tfl.nu/lbmo

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(604): View more from British Columbia

They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum

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(604): They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum http://tfl.nu/ih77

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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.

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(217): The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool. http://tfl.nu/4pl2

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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office

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(217): the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office http://tfl.nu/i7an

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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.

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(704): The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night. http://tfl.nu/10ma

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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage

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(248): No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage http://tfl.nu/6f8g

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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.

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(405): I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again. http://tfl.nu/ydjf

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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.

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(604): My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me. http://tfl.nu/tvzh

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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas

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(562): I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas http://tfl.nu/zf6g

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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants

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(479): fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants http://tfl.nu/pys2

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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.

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(+61): I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back. http://tfl.nu/04mr

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