so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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