I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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