You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?