I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive