your parents love me but you hate me
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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