I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
And the cops told us we were all naked.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
