Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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