So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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