as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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