Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I need to stop coming to work sober
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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