if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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