That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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