It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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