Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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