Please, let me fuck your mom
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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