I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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