why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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