what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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