This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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