sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Don't you send me to vm
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
