Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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