so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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