you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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