ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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