I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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