Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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