He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
