On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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