I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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