what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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