dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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