your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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