This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
should my penis look like a turkey
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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