I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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