normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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