i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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