glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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