I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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