Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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