i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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