I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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