Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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