i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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