i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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