I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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